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Thanksgiving Day At My House  
by M. David Lutz on 18 September 2007  ©
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Thanksgiving Day is that special time     
When giving the bird isn’t a crime

We’ve got a turkey and a fruit cake
Which is my Uncle Jim and my Aunt Kate                   
              
Grandpa Jones drinks too much wine
Passing out before dinner time 

Men and boys watch the football game
Women cook, gossip and complain 

I haven’t eaten all day long         
My stomach thinks that’s just plain wrong

It won’t be ready in time for lunch 
I’ll die soon without something to munch 

Food in the kitchen that’s what I seek              
I opened the door to take a peek 

My intrusion was swiftly greeted   
By mother’s threats so I retreated

Due to this imposed depravation  
No doubt I’ll succumb to starvation    

A morsel a crumb, how much longer  
If I don’t eat soon I’m a goner  

“Dinner’s ready” announces my mother 
Just in time or I’d eaten my brother  

With eyes closed, and heads bowed in blessing  
I stuff my mouth with some cornbread dressing 

Plates and bowls start moving everywhere
I grab a leg while one was still there

Thanksgiving Holiday is hard to beat
With leftovers left over for us to eat. 

“This is the way we should always dine!”
Mom said, “No way, quick pass me the wine!”

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